Life Thru A Lens 
(R. Williams / G. Chambers)
(published by EMI Music Publishing / BMG Music Publishing) 
						Wake up on Sunday morning 
Everything feels so boring 
Is that where it ends 
Live your Life Through A Lens 
						Hair is the new hat, brown is the new black 
She shouldn’t wear this, he shouldn’t wear that 
Pleasure at leisure, 
make mine a double measure with friends 
Fashion tardis down at Quo Vadis 
Who laughs the longest who drives the hardest 
Pleasure at leisure, 
make mine a double measure with friends 
						Just because I ain’t not double barrelled 
Don’t mean I haven’t travelled well 
Can’t you tell! 
Oh no it's quite appalling 
Your conversation is boring as hell, oh well! 
						Wake up on Sunday morning 
And everything feels so boring 
Is that where it ends 
With your Life Through A Lens 
						And now your boyfriend's suspicious 
So go home and wash the dishes 
And wash them well so he can‘t tell 
						She's looking real drab just out of rehab 
I'm talking football she's talking ab fab 
Your clothes are very kitsch 
Just because your daddy is rich 
You sound so funny with your voice all plummy 
Now your cheque’s just bounced better run to your mummy 
And you know it's a class act she'll never ask for it back 
						Just because I ain’t not double barrelled 
Don’t mean I haven’t travelled well 
Can’t you tell! 
						Mix with the local gentry and don’t crash Tarquin's Bentley 
I'll take the bends with our Life Through A Lens 
You're scared of the poor and needy 
Is that why you're all in-breedy? 
They're just like you, they need love too 
						Wake up on Sunday morning 
And everything feels so boring 
Is that where it ends 
With your Life Through A Lens 
						And now your boyfriend's suspicious 
So go home and wash the dishes 
And wash them well so he can’t tell